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Would you marry me? 

3回も結婚できた友人からのジョークなメール。
ご笑納下さいませ。

Girl: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.”
Boy: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Girl: “Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.”

Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.”

Wife : “Do you want dinner?”
Husband : “Sure! What are my choices?”
Wife : “Yes and no.”

Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”
Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem
can there be greater than this one?”



Son: “Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.”
Mom: “Well, you have done the right thing.”
Son: “But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.”

A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have
married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!”

Father to son after exam: “Let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: “Thanks for the early warning.”

A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
“I like your sense of humor.”

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